hula ala-wakki something something.

There seems to be some consternation about next weekend’s hula contest; specifically, there are concerns about the requirements of the contest. The only requirement is participation. Feel free to invent your own dance to fit your own specifications — standing, seated, whatever you feel works best. The dances will be judged by the assembled elders. [...]

it be pronounced!

From the office of the Grandhog: Aloha hoalohas! Grandhog Kiwi proclaims that this is the year of AloHog! Hele mei hoohiwahiwa at the our newest den of iniquity at Mohican in Loudenville.  Arrive Po’alima* evening and depart Lapule** morning. Festivities to include all things Hawaiian — grass skirts, leis, boobies in coconut shell bras, coconuts [...]

stern reminder.

We are one month – just one month — away from FOG Weekend in beautiful Mohican State park. But more importantly, we are one week — yes, just one week — away from the deadline for all of y’all to let us know if you’re joining us. Official records show that outside of the sergeant [...]