it be pronounced!
From the office of the Grandhog:
Aloha hoalohas!
Grandhog Kiwi proclaims that this is the year of AloHog!
Hele mei hoohiwahiwa at the our newest den of iniquity at Mohican in
Loudenville. Arrive Po’alima* evening and depart Lapule** morning.
Festivities to include all things Hawaiian — grass skirts, leis, boobies in
coconut shell bras, coconuts in general, Hawaiian shirts, a mandatory hula contest, ukuleles, poi, pineapple, Captain Cook, volcanoes, tacky tourists, sand, Spam and that thing where you dance under the stick.
Ed note: That part about the hula contest being mandatory means it is mandatory for all.
Put on a hau’oli face and head for the burrow!
Aloha No Au Ia ‘Oe,
Grandhog Kiwi
*Friday. **Sunday.
January 15, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Is Tom Selleck a pledge? Because that would be awesome.
January 15, 2011 at 6:46 pm
We’re talking with his people. But it’s not like he’s especially busy these days…
January 15, 2011 at 9:47 pm
Don your aloha shirts, that sounds like a totally wicked party, all that missing is some authentic Polynesian dancers. I take it our invite got lost in the mail?
January 26, 2011 at 5:26 pm
Mandatory hula, huh. This may result in the first hip replacement performed in a cabin at Mohican State Park
January 30, 2011 at 12:43 pm
From the Outdoors article in the 1/30 Dispatch: “An inexplicably famous groundhog or two will climb out of a hole on Wednesday to tell the world about as well as any TV weatherman how the remaining six weeks of winter are going to shake out. As time goes by, silliness never goes out of fashion. Hey, what’s wrong with that?”